I want this to be longer.
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
this takes gender insecurities to a whole new level my god
Next up, BRUHLATES